Hillarious jokes

What did the policeman say to his tummy?
You're under a vest.

What's short,green and goes camping?
A boy sprout.

Knock,knock!
Who's there?
Little old lady.
Little old lady who?
I didn't know you could yodel.

How did the monkey make toast?
He put it under the gorilla.

Why is a farmer cruel?
Because he pulls the corn by its ears.

Why can't a man's head be twelve inches wide?
Because if it was,it would be a foot.

What do you call an Eskimo's cow?
An Eskimoo.

Why did the thief take a bath?
So he could make a clean getaway.